Monday, March 5, 2012

Being A hot mess isn't as easy as it sounds.  Waking up in a strangers home doesn't have to be embarrassing. In those desperate and hazy moments I cling to my necessities to make the walk of shame an enjoyable stroll...

Step 1. Tylenol
Step 2. Dry Shampoo and Bobby pin you're bed head into a top knot
Step 3. Wash your face, apply mascara so your blood shot eyes at least look open.
Step 4. Throw your heels in your purse, slip on the moccasins, cover your cleavage with a loose scarf, and wrap up that slutty dress with a classy morning appropriate cardigan.

THE MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF THE PUZZLE...

Ray-Ban Classic Aviator Sunglasses
and let's remember never, NEVER leave anything behind...



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